Abe (The Woodsman)
Legend has it that shortly after Abe Zettek was born, he was forced to fend off a trio of deadly badgers, a crazed capon, and a group of voracious turkey-vultures. He was weaned off of milk from a bagpipe being played by an unnamed hero of old. What became of his childhood endeavors is not known as his early years are shrouded in myth. It is however certain that he was the second-last of Barrett's privateers, invented the sulphur match, and taught the voyageur Terrehaute how to use an axe. Joining the fur trade at a very young age, Abe left briefly due to "creative differences" before returning to take his rightful place as the master woodsman of Fort William. He took to the Columbia in 2011 with a brigade full of awesome people!
The trip was incredibly Ütter!
The trip was incredibly Ütter!